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20 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #*is tackled* #yes i'm back #good to see you too! #haha #submission 
So, word on the street is that you're a princess. But royalty can't be royalty without land to rule. So, the question is, where exactly are you a princess of?


darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

Why, Imaginationland, of course! How stupid do you have to be to not know that? Geez!

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Toothless growled slightly before flying over to the tree Jack was stuck in. Oh no, this boy had treated him like he was some sort of… of toy, and Toothless was not going to show any mercy until the boy said sorry, no siree. 

Toothless glared the boy directly in the eyes, then blew hot, stinky air right into the boy’s face. 

He then put his paw on the boy’s face and pushed, ever so gently backward, pushing the boy off the branch, yes, but also making him fall further down the tree and get more entangled. Toothless called out a honking laugh after the boy. 

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He had to do it, didn’t he? He just had to insult Toothless further and enrage the crazy dragon. He knew dragons were intelligent, and for that reason he usually avoided them. But for some reason he couldn’t resist pushing this one’s buttons.

He momentarily regretted his decision when said crazy dragon came and shoved him further down into the tree and further entangled him, but then a resolute look came over his face. That did it. That dragon was going to pay. He just didn’t know how he was going to do it yet.

In the meantime, he had to do something to try and get out of this awkward situation. “Hiccup,” he called, “control your dragon, will ya?”

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Hiccup, meanwhile, was still on the ground, looking up into the tree and trying his best not to lose himself to uncontrollable laughter. Toothless wasn’t even able to get that high up without Hiccup on his back to control his tail, and yet he still had total domination over Jack.

"What do you expect me to do? Fly up there and pull you out myself?" Hiccup said, laughing slightly. Okay, it wasn’t really a fair fight, after all, Toothless was so much bigger and so much more easily offended, but it was still funny. In an evil way. 

"Hey, bud!" he called to Toothless. "Let’s try to not kill the annoying toothpick, okay?” Toothless let out an offended cry to Hiccup. 

"Aw, did he hurt your feelings," Hiccup called out with a mocking tone as Toothless headed back in his direction. "Did the big baby dragon get his big dragon feelings hurt? Should the mean old snowman apologize?" 

Toothless grunted. 

"Hear that, Princess Imaginationland?" Hiccup called out towards the tree. "His royal highness Toothless would like an apology from one royal to another."

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Jack snorted and rolled his eyes. Darn dragons. No wonder he never hung out with them. They were so annoying. “But what did I even do to offend his royal Toothlessness so much? All I wanted was a little fun.”

He struggled in the branches of the tree, but still couldn’t get himself out of his awkward predicament. In fact, he thought he was even slightly more stuck. Darn annoying dragon. Why did he have to take everything so personally? “Why is he so offended over my just wanting to have a little fun with him?”

He continued to grumble under his breath. Dragons. They were nothing but trouble.

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21 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #darndorkydragon #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 
So, word on the street is that you're a princess. But royalty can't be royalty without land to rule. So, the question is, where exactly are you a princess of?


darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

Why, Imaginationland, of course! How stupid do you have to be to not know that? Geez!

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Toothless stormed over to Jack, grabbed the hood of the boy’s sweatshirt in his teeth, then took off into the air at breakneck speed, then throwing the boy towards the ground in the direction of a very tall (and pointy) pine tree. 

Well. He wasn’t human. He could fly, after all. And Toothless was smart enough to know that. 

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Jack squeaked as the dragon grabbed him by his hoodie and dragged him into the sky, then squeaked again as he was released and plummeted into the boughs of a nearby pine tree, making a very ungraceful landing in a tangled knot within the branches.

Jack tried to extricate himself from his precarious position, but found he was stuck. That darn dorky dragon. “Darn it, you crazy dragon! You get back here and get me out of here! I mean it!”

Part of his brain told him that yelling at the dragon was liable to only make things worse, but he shoved that thought aside for now. It was strangely amusing to see how offended a dragon could get by mere words, though he wasn’t so fond of the predicament he was in right then. Hopefully he’d get out soon.

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Toothless growled slightly before flying over to the tree Jack was stuck in. Oh no, this boy had treated him like he was some sort of… of toy, and Toothless was not going to show any mercy until the boy said sorry, no siree. 

Toothless glared the boy directly in the eyes, then blew hot, stinky air right into the boy’s face. 

He then put his paw on the boy’s face and pushed, ever so gently backward, pushing the boy off the branch, yes, but also making him fall further down the tree and get more entangled. Toothless called out a honking laugh after the boy. 

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He had to do it, didn’t he? He just had to insult Toothless further and enrage the crazy dragon. He knew dragons were intelligent, and for that reason he usually avoided them. But for some reason he couldn’t resist pushing this one’s buttons.

He momentarily regretted his decision when said crazy dragon came and shoved him further down into the tree and further entangled him, but then a resolute look came over his face. That did it. That dragon was going to pay. He just didn’t know how he was going to do it yet.

In the meantime, he had to do something to try and get out of this awkward situation. “Hiccup,” he called, “control your dragon, will ya?”

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22 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #darndorkydragon #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 
So, word on the street is that you're a princess. But royalty can't be royalty without land to rule. So, the question is, where exactly are you a princess of?


darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

Why, Imaginationland, of course! How stupid do you have to be to not know that? Geez!

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You-You honestly think you can… *laughs* Well. Whaddya think, bud? Wanna take the snowman for a joy ride?

*slaps hands on thighs* Come on, Toothless. That’s a good boy. Let’s go have some fun! Come on, boy. *whistles* Come here.

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Toothless stormed over to Jack, grabbed the hood of the boy’s sweatshirt in his teeth, then took off into the air at breakneck speed, then throwing the boy towards the ground in the direction of a very tall (and pointy) pine tree. 

Well. He wasn’t human. He could fly, after all. And Toothless was smart enough to know that. 

image

Jack squeaked as the dragon grabbed him by his hoodie and dragged him into the sky, then squeaked again as he was released and plummeted into the boughs of a nearby pine tree, making a very ungraceful landing in a tangled knot within the branches.

Jack tried to extricate himself from his precarious position, but found he was stuck. That darn dorky dragon. “Darn it, you crazy dragon! You get back here and get me out of here! I mean it!”

Part of his brain told him that yelling at the dragon was liable to only make things worse, but he shoved that thought aside for now. It was strangely amusing to see how offended a dragon could get by mere words, though he wasn’t so fond of the predicament he was in right then. Hopefully he’d get out soon.

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22 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #darndorkydragon #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 
So, word on the street is that you're a princess. But royalty can't be royalty without land to rule. So, the question is, where exactly are you a princess of?


darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

Why, Imaginationland, of course! How stupid do you have to be to not know that? Geez!

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Wait. You rule Imaginationland? You? A-All imagination is your domain? 

*cough* Would anyone think less of me if I said I’m scared now? 

Well, I have a little help from the rest of the royal family, but yes. All of Imaginationland. And yes, you should always be scared in the face of royalty.

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The.. The royal family? Like the king and the queen? Your mom and dad are just as crazy as-

I mean, uh, right, right. Royal family. Of course. 

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I detect a twinge of snark in you, young man, and it shall not be tolerated in my royal presence! I shall have to punish you.

Bring me your dragon. I shall take him for a joy ride for a few hours. That shall be sufficient punishment for your disrespect. *nods* Yes.

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You-You honestly think you can… *laughs* Well. Whaddya think, bud? Wanna take the snowman for a joy ride?

*slaps hands on thighs* Come on, Toothless. That’s a good boy. Let’s go have some fun! Come on, boy. *whistles* Come here.

22 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #darndorkydragon #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 
So, word on the street is that you're a princess. But royalty can't be royalty without land to rule. So, the question is, where exactly are you a princess of?


darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

Why, Imaginationland, of course! How stupid do you have to be to not know that? Geez!

image

Wait. You rule Imaginationland? You? A-All imagination is your domain? 

*cough* Would anyone think less of me if I said I’m scared now? 

Well, I have a little help from the rest of the royal family, but yes. All of Imaginationland. And yes, you should always be scared in the face of royalty.

image

The.. The royal family? Like the king and the queen? Your mom and dad are just as crazy as-

I mean, uh, right, right. Royal family. Of course. 

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I detect a twinge of snark in you, young man, and it shall not be tolerated in my royal presence! I shall have to punish you.

Bring me your dragon. I shall take him for a joy ride for a few hours. That shall be sufficient punishment for your disrespect. *nods* Yes.

23 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #darndorkydragon #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 
So, word on the street is that you're a princess. But royalty can't be royalty without land to rule. So, the question is, where exactly are you a princess of?


darndorkydragon:

nipperofnoses:

Why, Imaginationland, of course! How stupid do you have to be to not know that? Geez!

image

Wait. You rule Imaginationland? You? A-All imagination is your domain? 

*cough* Would anyone think less of me if I said I’m scared now? 

Well, I have a little help from the rest of the royal family, but yes. All of Imaginationland. And yes, you should always be scared in the face of royalty.

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23 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #darndorkydragon #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 

A Dash of Pineapple Chapter 1: Into the Labyrinth, a rise of the guardians fanfic | FanFiction ⇢

Title: A Dash of Pineapple
Rating: T
Pairings: None
Summary: Jack would have never thought it possible, that too much fun could drive a person mad. But he had never counted on stumbling into a magical labyrinth and being tormented by a being who called himself Chaos. Jack had never questioned his center before, but now he has to question it with every breath he takes in order to stay alive.

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New chapter up, guys! Go and have a read. It’s getting into the meat of the story now. Half way through the story too, and I’ll start updating quickly now that I have internet. :)

23 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #a dash of pineapple #fanfic #fanfiction #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 

DANSLAILLEURS SAID: NOOT NOOT. (I THINK THIS IS THE PERFECT WORD FOR NEW BEGINNINGS). ⇢

danslailleurs:

danslailleurs:

nipperofnoses:

ASLKHALGKSHDFKJAHSLKJDHLKAJHGLKJSDHLKAJHGLKSJDGHLAKJSDHFLA

ELNORA!!! The point of a new beginning is to let the past die! But no one’s ever told you that, have they? HAVE THEY??? ARGH!!!! *bashes head repeatedly against keyboard*

First day I come back….

Well, I kinda have to improve my game when facing the king of mischief and cuteness. *holds him close, nuzzling the crook of his neck and breathing his odor in* It feels good to have you back. And Liz and Theo too ! I was wondering if you were all alright.. *soft smile*

*twitches at the close contact* Eh… glad to be back? Heh eh… Yep, we’re all fine. Definitely fine. Yup.

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1 day ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #danslailleurs #haha Jack has a hard time with intimate touching #Jack Frost #rise of the guardians #rotg 
*DOES A VERY BRITISH SHRIEK* Hello!!!!! Welcome back!!! :D


swimminghometothestars:

nipperofnoses:

A British shriek? As opposed to an American shriek? Or a Norwegian shriek? How exactly does one define what a British shriek is, exactly? Do tell. I want to make a note of this so I can recognize Brits by their shrieks. Sounds fascinating.

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Well, I think it’s safe to say I can summarise it into a few words to help. Sometimes, a British shriek might sound something like “TALLY HO THERE OLD JELLYBEAN” or it may be something along the lines of “YOU FECKIN’ WOT M8” or even “ALRIGHT THERE DUCK” and the infamous “good day sir, wot wot?”. So, it could be any of those. :) Welcome back, anyhow, I missed you! 

So… let me get this straight. If the shrieking person fills the shriek with all sorts of really corny lingo, it is undoubtedly a British shriek? That would prove to be very entertaining indeed! ;)

But thank you, sweetheart. I missed you too. *hugs* Quite a bit. How have you been doing?

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1 day ago on August 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #swimminghometothestars #jack frost #rise of the guardians #rotg